Communications Junkie OOO

Thanks for your important message but I'll be out of the office from Friday July 13th to Tuesday July 31st, having my Blackberry surgically removed from my person. During that time: no e-mail, no spam, no invites to conferences I’m not interested in, no instant messenger, no voicemail, calls from work, calls from prospective suppliers or employees, no Brickbreaker or Tetris, cheesy camera snaps, Google Maps, no life-affirming ‘ping’ when a new message arrives…. In short, living hell for a communications junkie… Instead, I’ll be pioneering in a new routine called ‘Getting a Real Life’. I’ve heard it’s very rewarding, after the shakes go away. While I’m detoxing, please contact Bob @ XXX-XXX-XXX or bob@dullcorp.-- if your need is more pressing. He likes hearing the ‘ping’ too.