'How Can I Put This?" OOO

Thanks for your message but on Friday August 28 I’ll be gone, absent, not here, blowing this pop-stand, up the creek, out the door, shuffling off to Buffalo, incommunicado, out of touch, without presence, done like dirt, outta here, or as Microsoft would say, ‘out of office’.

On Tuesday September 4th I’ll once again be back, here, present, in through the out door, back on shore, running back to Saskatoon, hanging tough, and living life in the fast lane. Microsoft would call it ‘Mark Time as BUSY’.

I’ll return your message, query, statement, note, complaint, inquiry, joke, attachment, web-link, spam, virus, Trojan Horse, cute picture of a kitten that fell in a toilet, ‘message rejected by mail server’ notification, or flame-mail when I return.