Social Networking OOO

One for the digitally-paranoid... cover all the bases!

Out of Office Message (Microsoft Office Version)
I'll be out of the office with limited access to voice-mail and email until Thursday May 1, and will return your message as soon as possible when I’m back. If it's urgent please contact at or bob@dullcorp.com

Out of Office Message (LinkedIn Version)
As a strategic, multi-disciplined marketing professional (see ‘recommendations’) I will more than timely in returning business messages (see ‘connections’) and requests (‘groups’) upon my return. And although I’ve designated an alternative contact, I’m really monitoring all my channels out of deeply ingrained paranoia. And if you do call – bless you!

Out of Office Message (Twitter Version)
@BobSmith – chillin for the next few days, trying out new guitars, see video at

Out of Office Message (Flickr Version)