Wedding Anniversary OOO

Thanks for your message but I’m out of the office the week of July 14th tending to my longest-running and most successful marketing strategy, the ‘Wife Retention Program’, which is celebrating its 25th year this year. My lovely wife has taken the following precautions:

1. My Blackberry has been locked away in a secure safe that only responds to her biometrics

2. My GPS has been reprogrammed so the car can’t come with 10km of a Dullcorp office

3. You’ve all been erased from speed dial on the home phone.

I’ll be back on the 21st. If you need immediate help please contact Bob @ XXX-XXX-XXX or bob@dullcorp