Whaddya Mean You Couldn't Find Me? OOO

Hi you’ve reached the voicemail of BOBof Dullcorp Marketing. But our extensive and highly scientific research studies have shown that THAT probably wasn’t your objective: you wanted to actually SPEAK to BOBof Dullcorp Marketing. So since we at Dullcorp are all about helping your reach your objectives, here are several options to help you out.

Press 5 right now if you want to leave a voice-message; and please --- do see if you can set the new record for reciting your 10 digit phone number in the shortest possible time

You could also hit zero and be connected to the fabulous and talented Sally Jones, who’s an expert in either knowing where I am, or hunting me down

You could send me a e-mail at bob@dullcorp.com

You could call my mobile at xxx xxx-xxxx – if I don’t answer, I’m with a Client, sorry

If you’re under 25, you can text ‘Bob, Call Me’ to 33633

You can read my blog at savemeI'mmelting.com/blogspot

You can find me on Facebook and LinkedIn

And if none of these work, I can generally be found Saturday mornings at the hardware store on Main Street; check the Seasonal Centre

So there you go. If this hasn’t scared you away, pick an option and let’s connect.