Read the Fine Print OOO

Thanks for your message but I'll be out of the office between Monday Oct 29th and Wednesday the 31st. I will be helping the powerful League of Superheroes as they repel the evil aliens from Triton IV, who are trying to take over our Solar System. Apparently, I didn’t realize --- when I signed my membership card when I was 6 years old – that they had the power to call me up to help fight (it sounded cool at the time.) If I manage to avoid involuntary alien-induced combustion, I’ll be back at work Thursday November 1st.